matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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