Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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