how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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