And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
3 2 1 whiskey
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
You did what with his pubic hair?
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