i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
i think im in europe. pls send help
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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