I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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