Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
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