i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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