I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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