so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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