Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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