Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
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