im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Randomize
