Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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