Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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