grandma shit on top of the toilet
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
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