it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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