She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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