3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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