Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Randomize
