Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
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