no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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