How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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