i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
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