Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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