currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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