He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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