Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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