Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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