that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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