Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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