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is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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