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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
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