so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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