Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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