how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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