NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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