My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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