i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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