so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
do herpes really smell.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
