Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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