I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
We are all done wearing pants today
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
I DEMAND FORESKIN
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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