ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
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