either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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