The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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