just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
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