Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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