I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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