also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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