If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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