How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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