he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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