why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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