Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
And my parents said I crawled through the house
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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