dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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