I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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