He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
We got so high we made milksteak
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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