My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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