It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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